Might be a cat SCORE 28
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime! SCORE 44
Water for adults. Vodka SCORE 37
Life found a way SCORE 95
I’d watch every second SCORE 62
SO. MANY. BANANAS. SCORE 46
Fashion over vision SCORE 42
*Starts hyperventilating uncontrollably* SCORE 29
Nothing worse than hot soda… SCORE 50
Just imagine if it was rated-R! SCORE 62
Imagine how long it took to spell orchestra! SCORE 52
duck… duck… duck… duck… GOOSE SCORE 25
This isn’t the burn he thinks it is SCORE 26
Phil Collins only goes to 11 SCORE 67
Dino-mite! SCORE 60
Trust no one. SCORE 38
Doesn’t stop them from trying SCORE 21
All about that dice roll SCORE 42
Follow me into the beyond SCORE 58
*Meows internally* SCORE 54
Habanero style depression SCORE 39
You won’t regret it SCORE 26
Kid for sale SCORE 45
Should have let the snake win SCORE 22
Red Bull going all out on its new advertising campaign SCORE -4
Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those peepers? SCORE 21
10th level mage SCORE 44
Don’t breathe SCORE 21
I didn’t want to live anyway SCORE 35
Only the 10th most dangerous animal in Australia SCORE 45
How to become Pikachu in real life SCORE 35
All real food here. Move along SCORE 28