putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
have it their way SCORE 16
dreams are fun SCORE 28
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
fancy af SCORE 10
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
all natural SCORE 22
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
therapy burn SCORE 29
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
one is never an option SCORE 10
the astley paradox SCORE 19
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
enter my what now? SCORE 27
boom SCORE 12
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
til death do us part SCORE 22
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
whatever it takes SCORE 16
