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True+Friends+Will+Know
Spare+no+expense%26%238230%3B
Spare no expense… SCORE 28
Check+mate.
Check mate. SCORE 20
Watch+me+zooooom%21+%28please%29
Watch me zooooom! (please) SCORE 25
Life+comes+at+you+fast
Life comes at you fast SCORE 29
Wombats+poop+naturally+comes+in+cubes%2C+BTW.
Wombats poop naturally comes in cubes, BTW. SCORE 15
Survival+tape+measure.
Survival tape measure. SCORE 20
Got+a+bit+of+a+nip+to+it%26%238230%3B
Got a bit of a nip to it… SCORE 19
I+keep+it+in+my+back+pocket.
I keep it in my back pocket. SCORE 35
Instructions+unclear%26%238230%3B+your+gran+slapped+me.
Instructions unclear… your gran slapped me. SCORE 22
Tell+me+more%21+Tell+me+more%21
Tell me more! Tell me more! SCORE 31
Be+dynamic.
Be dynamic. SCORE 31
Down%2C+not+out
Down, not out SCORE 27
Grab+them+by+their+selective+memory%21
Grab them by their selective memory! SCORE 24
This+is+the+way.
This is the way. SCORE 33
The+chicken+is+suspected+of+war+crimes%26%238230%3B
The chicken is suspected of war crimes… SCORE 27
GOT+%26%238216%3BEM
GOT ‘EM SCORE 21
Time+is+relative.
Time is relative. SCORE 27
Takes+a+special+type%26%238230%3B
Takes a special type… SCORE 25
Excuse+me+while+I+depart+to+my+special+place%26%238230%3B
Excuse me while I depart to my special place… SCORE 29
Early+2000%26%238217%3Bs+were+exciting.
Early 2000’s were exciting. SCORE 23
Why+you+heff+to+be+mean%3F
Why you heff to be mean? SCORE 42
Grindelwald%2C+Switzerland
Grindelwald, Switzerland SCORE 29
%2Asmol+horse+noises%2A
*smol horse noises* SCORE 19
A+golden+bumberfly.
A golden bumberfly. SCORE 28
Biden+confirmed%26%238230%3B
Biden confirmed… SCORE 15
When+robots+take+over+the+world%26%238230%3B
When robots take over the world… SCORE 27
People+are+people%2C+too.
People are people, too. SCORE 29
AAAAHHHHHH
AAAAHHHHHH SCORE 25
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it.
It’s got a different vibe to it. SCORE 24
Grans+whom+Noah.
Grans whom Noah. SCORE 39
Delivering+a+dinosaur+to+the+Boston+Museum+of+Science%2C+circa+1985.
Delivering a dinosaur to the Boston Museum of Science, circa 1985. SCORE 26
What+am+I+missing%2C+babe%3F+%26%238230%3BBabe%3F
What am I missing, babe? …Babe? SCORE 17
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Hippos+kill+more+people+every+year+than+sharks.
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
How+Dorthy+dies.
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Rock+vs.+paper.
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Naming+a+pet+in+modern+society.
Naming a pet in modern society. SCORE 199
How+to+troll+your+girlfriend.
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
If+you+think+you%26%238217%3Bre+having+a+bad+day%26%238230%3B
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
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