At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Truth. SCORE 183
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
BROFIST SCORE -2
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Run for your life SCORE 218
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Because Reasons SCORE 224
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
I yawned! SCORE 10
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
Wrong Show SCORE 192
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Word! SCORE 20
