Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Accurate. SCORE 146
Burn!!! SCORE 1
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Same thing… SCORE 21
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
2pactopus SCORE 113
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
The Twortle SCORE 142
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The power of barking SCORE 18
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14