Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
Lasagna. SCORE 9
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Instagram is down… SCORE 7
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Sharing is caring. SCORE 19
Buddies. SCORE 18
Attention seekers. SCORE 119
Ross, is that you? SCORE 245
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169
Dear God. SCORE 119
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Cats are jerks. SCORE 143
They called it Sims. SCORE -114
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Jerk! SCORE 124
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Words. SCORE 200
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Look at all this work! SCORE 12
History class in one sentence. SCORE 302