Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 88
Satan cakes. Bet they tasted good tho. SCORE 61
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 105
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
Superior move! SCORE 83
That’s one way to educate people… SCORE 90
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 109
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
Zing SCORE 70
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
The best Ellen show interview SCORE 87
I can still hear the hold music… SCORE 88
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 55
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
Unexpected evolution… SCORE 56
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
This actually explains a lot. SCORE 53
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
Lies for good. SCORE 84
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
King of the forest. SCORE 62
You’re at Hooters… how well could it be going… SCORE 103
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
Yasqueen SCORE 50
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Corgi kindly requests that the snow goes away. SCORE 65
