This is not the elephant you’re looking for… SCORE 19
Fear the clown… SCORE 39
Risky kisses… SCORE 28
Safety first. SCORE 26
Tindr is contagious… SCORE 24
…and I helped, too. SCORE 23
Indian villagers wear face masks on the backs of their heads to prevent tigers attacking them from behind. SCORE 31
We don’t joke like that, bud. SCORE 33
Productivity is at an all time high. SCORE 27
turning off the basement light SCORE 33
5 Cents is 5 Cents SCORE 24
Sheep go baa SCORE 31
Reading problems. SCORE 31
I can smell it better from here… SCORE 23
Let’s close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 34
Miss Kitty SCORE 32
1 day old danger noodle. SCORE 25
Give us the balls of meat. SCORE 41
Samsung stock skyrocketed that year… SCORE 35
Hold my beer… SCORE 24
The cosmos guide us SCORE 26
Moms whom prowl SCORE 26
Spring is coming at you. SCORE 28
Bernie dishes out the burns. SCORE 29
taxes SCORE 30
Call 1-800-411-PAIN. SCORE 25
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
Murdered by the Word of God. SCORE 39
What happened in Vegas… SCORE 30
Brothers are good brothers. SCORE 30
No smoking for you… SCORE 28
The man plans for the apocalypse. SCORE 25
