This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Never forget. SCORE 29
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
🤔 SCORE 19
Be petty SCORE 35
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 23
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Death by words SCORE 24
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Absolute class. SCORE 25
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
A man of gawd. SCORE 13
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30