When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Accurate. SCORE 146
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
2pactopus SCORE 113
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -10
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The power of barking SCORE 19
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
The future. SCORE 23
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
