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The+best+anti-marijuana+ad
The+purrrrfect+couple.
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Vampire+slaying+kit+from+the+circa+1890s
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
Speaking+to+the+former+record+holder%26%238230%3B
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
Looney+Tunes
Looney Tunes SCORE 27
The+latest+in+stealth+technology.
The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 17
Japan+has+parks+made+entirely+of+flowers.
Japan has parks made entirely of flowers. SCORE 32
%26%238216%3Bcheese%26%238217%3B+VS+%26%238216%3Bamber+alert%26%238217%3B
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 35
They+love+the+slow+ramp+Morty.
They love the slow ramp Morty. SCORE 15
I%26%238217%3Bm+the+mischievous+river+spirit.+Come+get+yer+words%2C+fer+a+price.
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 38
This+is+a+marlin+spike+used+by+sailors+to+undo+knots%2C+BTW.
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 27
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+crying%2C+we%26%238217%3Bre+crying%21
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 40
And+they+would+have+gotten+away+with+it+too%26%238230%3B
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Deep+state+iOS+13
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 29
Karen+can+get+it.
Karen can get it. SCORE 44
Get+wrecked+at+your+local+coffee+shop+now+opening+in+phase+II%26%238230%3B
Get wrecked at your local coffee shop now opening in phase II… SCORE 25
Same.
Same. SCORE 28
Got+em
Got em SCORE 28
The+more+you+know.
The more you know. SCORE 37
Tutankhamun+had+a+dagger+made+from+a+meteorite%2C+BTW.
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Water+is+the+enemy+of+your+self+image.
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Nascar+leads+the+way+yet+again.
Nascar leads the way yet again. SCORE 36
NYPD+protecting+the+Wall+Street+Bull+from+protesters+is+way+too+2020+vibe+for+me.
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
I+LOVE+LAMP
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
The+Self-Assembly+IKEA+Chocolate+Bunny
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Problem+solved%2C+as+far+as+I+am+concerned.
Problem solved, as far as I am concerned. SCORE 21
Obama+fist-bumped+a+janitor.+Thanks%3F
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 22
Don%26%238217%3Bt+make+eye+contact%26%238230%3B
Don’t make eye contact… SCORE 30
Send+anime+spaghetti+noods%26%238230%3B
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
For+your+safety%2C+and+convenience
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
Turns+out+5G+was+the+cure+this+whole+time.
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 42
Be+careful+out+there%21
Be careful out there! SCORE 38
We+can+do+it%21
We can do it! SCORE 30
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