
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198

You could claim anything is real… SCORE 196

There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84

Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115

How people see me. SCORE 233

All the Navies! SCORE 171

Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176

How marriage works. SCORE 66

Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220

The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155

The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252

I love you. SCORE 20

Seems legit. SCORE 149

What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193

Accurate. SCORE 257

We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297

I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194

I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194

I hate that feeling. SCORE 223

New books. SCORE 199

I never run with scissors. SCORE 174

The shelf life of food. SCORE 77

Root beer, squared. SCORE 311

You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 2

Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145

Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260

Just Bill Murray SCORE 11

Friends. SCORE 213

A forever puppy! SCORE 390

Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 287

What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273

I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390