What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 196
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
How people see me. SCORE 233
All the Navies! SCORE 171
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
How marriage works. SCORE 66
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
I love you. SCORE 20
Seems legit. SCORE 149
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Accurate. SCORE 257
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
New books. SCORE 199
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 2
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
Friends. SCORE 213
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 287
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
