
Freeze. SCORE 207

Microwave: SCORE 183

Patty cake cats. SCORE 177

Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 291

I get it now. SCORE 233

I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202

Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263

Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108

Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252

I love being around you. SCORE 218

Times have changed. SCORE 300

No dogs. SCORE 215

The brain is amazing… SCORE 284

Secure your files. SCORE 105

How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 272

When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375

Modern parenting. SCORE 188

If Obama was white. SCORE 140

Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241

Karate Kid logic. SCORE 273

Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 301

How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233

No post on Sundays! SCORE 411

Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203

Ummm… SCORE 214

I choose you! SCORE 274

Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249

Did someone say… period? SCORE 54

Nostalgia. SCORE 213

Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372

Silly Robin… SCORE 136