no SCORE 22
a true work of art SCORE 12
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
when you realize you’re the adult that should be able to handle the situation SCORE 15
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 32
nature is healing SCORE 28
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 9
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 11
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
muggle born SCORE 12
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 29
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 11
texagons SCORE 22
help, i woke up SCORE 29
i am your coffee maker SCORE 11
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 25
it’s okay as long as no one saw SCORE 14
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 11
a hammerhead shark sculpture made out of hammers SCORE 29
the most important part of being a dad SCORE 19
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
space facts on your back SCORE 35
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
the council has convened. SCORE 15
time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 37
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 16
