don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
onward, steed! SCORE 14
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
we’re both lying SCORE 23
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
future track star SCORE 16
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
accidental beauty SCORE 31
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
yes they are SCORE 7
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 15
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
okay just one more thing SCORE 4
it’s perfect SCORE 21
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
a very small dog SCORE 15
memorable first customer SCORE 17
cramps SCORE 10
duck! SCORE 13
is this satire? SCORE 14
everything beagle SCORE 1
you made a powerful enemy that day SCORE 10
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
i like bananas SCORE 9
20 times and i swear i’m done SCORE 10
we dare you SCORE 10
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
