Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
They serve huge portions of philosophy there. SCORE 28
This is my new way of greeting people SCORE 72
Now starting descent SCORE 34
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Oh my SCORE 29
When the realization hits SCORE 23
Needs more white SCORE 23
Nailed it SCORE 11
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
Dogs, bruh SCORE 25
Call 911 SCORE 17
The original is still the king SCORE 39
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
For me? SCORE 45
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
A real toy you can buy SCORE 18
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
There’s always tomorrow SCORE 25
If you didn’t do this did you even buy the game? SCORE 41
For the mathletes in the room SCORE 21
It’s Mountain Dew Code Yellow SCORE 30
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
*Tilts catboy hat* Meowdy SCORE 21
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
When you realize he’s not a good guy after all SCORE 38
Do I choose hope or despair? SCORE 35
Not today, depression! SCORE 15
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33