I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. SCORE -48
Every ceiling fan ever. SCORE 313
Baby pandas. SCORE 154
A Daddy’s letter to his ‘Little One’ and her future husband. SCORE 62
Thanks, smoke alarm. SCORE 238
The Oxford Comma SCORE 7
The more you know. SCORE 338
Licky Clam SCORE 5
Meow… SCORE 9
Probably. SCORE 182
How I feel on the days of summer… SCORE 308
Owls are weird. SCORE 267
Slenderman shuffle SCORE 5
That’s enough time with my kitten, tiny hooman. SCORE 259
I named my dog “5 miles” SCORE 121
Words. SCORE 4
Snakes can fly?! SCORE 159
You already know too much. SCORE 218
A tragic romance story SCORE 15
America lately. SCORE 209
Game of thrones. SCORE 138
Late Night Breakfast SCORE 1
You murdered so many of us already! SCORE 7
When you are sad. SCORE 277
If you had to choose… SCORE 11
Left-Handed Facts SCORE 8
Put this in every textbook. SCORE 295
Then fill the glass with water. SCORE 185
How dinosaurs are made. SCORE 208
What time is it?!? SCORE 8
Resisting a rest! SCORE 202
Camas Prairie, Idaho at sunset. SCORE 242
