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Been+looking+for+a+pediatrician+lately.+I+think+I%26%23039%3Bve+found+the+one
That%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3B+genius.
That’s… genius. SCORE 19
Tech+Security+Expert+forgets+to+turn+off+his+twitter+location+when+trying+to+evade+the+law+in+his+ultra-secure+facility.
Tech Security Expert forgets to turn off his twitter location when trying to evade the law in his ultra-secure facility. SCORE 23
Frojo+will+delivr+the+ring%26%238230%3B
Frojo will delivr the ring… SCORE 25
Carved+out+of+a+single+rock
Carved out of a single rock SCORE 37
There%26%238217%3Bs+something+different+about+you%26%238230%3B
There’s something different about you… SCORE 21
She+printed+out+the+DMs.+RIP+In+Peace.
She printed out the DMs. RIP In Peace. SCORE 22
The+Algerian+desert+looks+Martian.
The Algerian desert looks Martian. SCORE 28
Drift+wood+comes+in+all+shapes+and+sizes%26%238230%3B
Drift wood comes in all shapes and sizes… SCORE 27
Second+in+command
Second in command SCORE 32
Get+to+work%2C+Elijah%21
Get to work, Elijah! SCORE 35
%26%238230%3Bshort+and+stout.
…short and stout. SCORE 25
I+should+get+a+boat.
I should get a boat. SCORE 26
Sitting+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+be+hard.
Sitting doesn’t have to be hard. SCORE 20
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+a+joke.
It’s not a joke. SCORE 30
ASMR+is+overrated.
ASMR is overrated. SCORE 23
The+debt+has+been+paid%26%238230%3B
The debt has been paid… SCORE 35
Fact++checked+by+the+devil.
Fact checked by the devil. SCORE 26
Have+you+seen+my+toy%3F
Have you seen my toy? SCORE 31
She%26%238217%3Bs+been+watching+too+much+Breaking+Bad.
She’s been watching too much Breaking Bad. SCORE 14
%2Aturns+water+on%2A
*turns water on* SCORE 21
Open+door+policy.
Open door policy. SCORE 29
Where+Park+Rangers+Hang+Their+Hats
Where Park Rangers Hang Their Hats SCORE 21
Moms+bad.
Moms bad. SCORE 24
%2APirates+of+the+Caribbean+theme+starts+playing%2A
*Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing* SCORE 23
Stop+talking+about+me%26%238230%3B
Stop talking about me… SCORE 21
The+vino+overfloweth.
The vino overfloweth. SCORE 28
%26%238230%3Bcausing+violence+since+the+dawn+of+humanity
…causing violence since the dawn of humanity SCORE 25
At+least+he%26%238217%3Bs+doing+his+research%26%238230%3B
At least he’s doing his research… SCORE 16
New+Vegan+Lifestyle
New Vegan Lifestyle SCORE 13
The+future+is+now.
The future is now. SCORE 28
Fake+it+till+you+make+it
Fake it till you make it SCORE 26
Be+safe+out+there.
Be safe out there. SCORE 15
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