I want to do this. SCORE 294
Complex carbohydrates SCORE 212
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Me? A princess? Shut up SCORE 5
The grass is always greener. SCORE 17
Imperial Walker SCORE 160
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
We’re Completely Serious SCORE -5
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
How a Girl Proposes SCORE 11
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Things To do. SCORE 16
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
Dat cake. SCORE 5
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
Well That Escalated Quickly… SCORE 12
Fall is coming. SCORE 13
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
Because Cute SCORE 16
So you see SCORE 20
