Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 79
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 101
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Worth a try. SCORE 125
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 94
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 118
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
RIP Betty White SCORE 109
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 103
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Worth a try. SCORE 78
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 143
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 155
