Safe pupper SCORE 81
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Mama no. SCORE 52
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
The life of a book. SCORE 74
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
What a short time to be alive SCORE 55
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
+ cry. SCORE 118
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
I GUESS SCORE 45
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Every time. SCORE 37
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
