Call 911 SCORE 17
The original is still the king SCORE 39
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Needs more white SCORE 23
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Jinkies! SCORE 63
easy money SCORE 29
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Plot twist! SCORE 42
For me? SCORE 45
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Nailed it SCORE 11
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Awkward SCORE 69
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Good boi summer SCORE 75
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Same… SCORE 53
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40