Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
WUT? SCORE 268
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
Every time. SCORE 135
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
I like you. SCORE 215
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Every day. SCORE 212
