nap time! SCORE 38
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
you’re in grape danger SCORE 30
as you should feel SCORE 41
this dad was on another level SCORE 38
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 24
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
neow SCORE 31
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 47
at least he listened SCORE 24
record amount of stabs SCORE 30
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 35
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
where did the bananas go! SCORE 34
hot take! SCORE 59
the trinity of tedium SCORE 66
smart shopping SCORE 37
pretty much SCORE 28
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
it’s a test SCORE 21
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
he might be right SCORE 29
$30 uber SCORE 30
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 27
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
life insurance payout SCORE 41
embrace the mistake SCORE 31
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 24
