Sweet sweet retirement. SCORE 139
When You Have An Explanation SCORE 82
Wise man SCORE 82
An animal from Madagascar, probably poisonous SCORE 68
Wacko tobacco SCORE 86
Why women live longer than men SCORE 92
The Best Film Synopsis Ever SCORE 121
He’s kind of a tool. SCORE 81
HE GOT TO PET HIM SCORE 94
Pallet Jack, Infamous Toenail Assassin SCORE 99
Ken M on Dog People vs. Cat People SCORE 84
If only nature would find a way to cover these oranges so we didn’t need to waste so much plastic SCORE 77
Sneak attack SCORE 66
bee movie SCORE 188
A Puppy warming it’s little paws SCORE 111
SpaceX just landed their re-used Falcon 9 rocket on a ship in the ocean. SCORE 89
It’s not funny. SCORE 71
Secret Message Is Only For Dogs SCORE 101
Just remember that I was your first fan. SCORE 66
Who are you talking about? SCORE 114
School bullies SCORE 102
Confidential Transcript SCORE 61
dump SCORE 67
When I realized how long ago I bought my last can of Old Bay… SCORE 126
The breastplate of cuirassier Antoine Fraveau, struck and killed by a canonball. He was serving Napoleon Bonaparte at the Battle of Waterloo SCORE 83
He tries to let the dogs out SCORE 109
The number one problem in America SCORE 112
I know I’m not alone. SCORE 80
My father is losing his battle with cancer and was given a couple days to live, so he had me smuggle him a hospice beer. SCORE 129
my hometown in the Black Forrest, Germany – 1916 and 2016 SCORE 100
Some Options May Vary SCORE 38
the gift of a cupcake SCORE 105