consider this fact SCORE 20
a+ sign SCORE 32
a severe whalement SCORE 5
“basically since i was a baby” SCORE 18
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
how about a short vacation to the fridge SCORE 19
i have important research to do SCORE 23
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 37
that lunch was the bomb! SCORE 25
w-well…i-it’s not pink…it’s salmon ;) SCORE 31
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 23
aw, rats SCORE 22
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 45
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
a true classic SCORE -9
which one are you? SCORE 31
name that book SCORE 30
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 33
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
this picture tells a story of intent so concisely SCORE 15
getting good work done SCORE 23
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 39
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 29
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
honestly, a pretty good one SCORE 40
where do i apply SCORE 12
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15