A local H.S. Principal just solved a mysterious senior prank from a decade ago… SCORE 132
He does make a point… SCORE 52
I can’t be the only one that does this SCORE 89
Mom, am I ugly? SCORE 38
This is important to remember. SCORE 160
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
When someone from work starts explaining to me how many calories are in my lunch… SCORE 110
Where do you think you’re going, baby? SCORE 100
Not everyone has two legs. SCORE 80
Right in the unemployment SCORE 117
They call cat people crazy… SCORE 82
If Trump were really a friend of the gays SCORE 134
Google knows what you mean… SCORE 82
Things You Take For Granted SCORE 87
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 125
These Aren’t Just Any Daily Commuters SCORE 140
He Still Hasn’t Woken Up Yet? SCORE 79
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -11
When you falling asleep in class then you remember how much college tuition is SCORE 75
When your parents ask you why you’re still single SCORE 63
I need this. SCORE 48
You are the vacuum cleaner SCORE 119
Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
Winding River SCORE 88
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
Ridiculously Amazing Shirts SCORE -22
Kanye West’s Dog SCORE 107
Meow SCORE 97
The Others SCORE 88
Once you realize that you don’t need a special occasion to buy cake… SCORE 118
