And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 134
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 130
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
My Man! SCORE 107
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111
A Flamingo SCORE 145
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 109
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
Measures of success SCORE 81
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
Be Lucy SCORE 77
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93