Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 102
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 87
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 93
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
Totally SCORE 87
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 109
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Moves like Jagger SCORE 89
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 145
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 95
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
Weird SCORE 46
Gotta love Snake SCORE 81
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 107
They know who we are.. SCORE 82
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Git Gud SCORE 118
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
Under Water SCORE 98
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 84
