
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97

I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116

I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80

Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99

Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66

Arby’s… SCORE 92

Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 102

She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66

First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79

U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 87

My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 93

Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94

Totally SCORE 87

My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127

You had me at “ruse” SCORE 109

Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61

Moves like Jagger SCORE 89

George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 145

Time to durr my hurr SCORE 95

Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102

Weird SCORE 46

Gotta love Snake SCORE 81

Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 107

They know who we are.. SCORE 82

They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121

Git Gud SCORE 118

Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69

Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83

Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108

Under Water SCORE 98

When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64

Working as a non-smoker SCORE 84