that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
if i just lay here SCORE 10
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
you’re hired SCORE 22
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
playing hard to get SCORE 18
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
FYI: SCORE 22
en garde SCORE 22
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
just one day… SCORE 23
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
this is quite the life SCORE 12
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
