Accurate. SCORE 257
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Guys listen… SCORE 170
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Every time. SCORE 123
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
