That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
How marriage works. SCORE 66
Please be troll. SCORE 230
All the Navies! SCORE 172
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
I love you. SCORE 20
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
New books. SCORE 200
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
How people see me. SCORE 233
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Accurate. SCORE 257
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
