In UK supermarkets you can get a glass of wine with your lunchtime sandwich. SCORE 20
Nice. SCORE 28
Mother bi SCORE 26
Lost in the sauce. SCORE 23
I remember that morning. SCORE 34
Dang it, Cleo… SCORE 33
Attack of the racoons… SCORE 20
Puis-je emprunter votre stylo? SCORE 20
It’s 5 o’clock somehwhere. SCORE 22
Moms bad. SCORE 24
Sleep tight. SCORE 33
Why are u so dumb SCORE 29
Sorry scoobs… SCORE 14
The ring of fire… SCORE 26
Basically just keep eating cookies. SCORE 18
So drive, then. SCORE 23
Never go down without a fight… SCORE 19
The rare non-murderous gamers. SCORE 31
Ice sculptures of Harbin, China SCORE 25
*Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing* SCORE 24
Good Dog SCORE 23
Mans best videographer. SCORE 26
Local Library has a pet rock. SCORE 22
There’s been a huge mistake… SCORE 26
Paid extra for a gift wrap. Instead, got an Ad covered cardboard box. SCORE 20
They are real, and they are coming. SCORE 35
Can’t take her anywhere. SCORE 22
Don’t come over, actually. SCORE 12
Be safe out there. SCORE 30
The foundation is the powerhouse of the person. SCORE 30
The vino overfloweth. SCORE 28
Those darn Euroeans… SCORE 29