Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 26
hello little friend SCORE 20
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
*have SCORE 16
Do the blink! SCORE 23
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 19
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
The Office cameos SCORE 12
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Words. SCORE 9
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
