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Love+thy+neighbour%2C+also%26%238230%3B
Love thy neighbour, also… SCORE 22
Greetings%26%238230%3B+do+you+require+wares+of+which+I+posses%3F
Greetings… do you require wares of which I posses? SCORE 29
Light+up%2C+king.
Light up, king. SCORE 28
Matches+that+really+send+a+message%26%238230%3B
Matches that really send a message… SCORE 37
Nathan%2C++I+hope+you+found+love%2C+or+something.
Nathan, I hope you found love, or something. SCORE 22
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+that+easy%26%238230%3B
It’s just that easy… SCORE 33
ALL+THE+MASKS%21
ALL THE MASKS! SCORE 6
You%26%238217%3Bre+a+scourge+upon+our+forests.
You’re a scourge upon our forests. SCORE 24
It+ain%26%238217%3Bt+stupid+if+it+works.
It ain’t stupid if it works. SCORE 27
Oil+dips.
Oil dips. SCORE 26
Is+this+your+gaaaaalfrieeeeend
Is this your gaaaaalfrieeeeend SCORE 26
It%26%238217%3Bs+my+go..%3F+%26%238230%3Bnow%3F
It’s my go..? …now? SCORE 21
I+feel+cured+as+heck%2C+thanks.
I feel cured as heck, thanks. SCORE 26
Let+me+be+the+first+to+apologize+for+the+slanderous+way+in+which+I+previously+communicated%26%238230%3B
Let me be the first to apologize for the slanderous way in which I previously communicated… SCORE 19
Cross-country+art.
Cross-country art. SCORE 27
Proud+papa+with+his+little+ones.
Proud papa with his little ones. SCORE 31
In+other+words%2C+get+bent.
In other words, get bent. SCORE 33
OK+but+whom+has+eyes+on+momma%3F
OK but whom has eyes on momma? SCORE 22
Let+the+birds+live.
Let the birds live. SCORE 32
This+explains+Pennywise+and+his+antics.
This explains Pennywise and his antics. SCORE 27
Use+the+right+tool+for+the+job%2C+basically.
Use the right tool for the job, basically. SCORE 31
More+screen+time+is+the+answer.
More screen time is the answer. SCORE 13
It%26%238217%3Bs+been+a+good+year+for+bananas.
It’s been a good year for bananas. SCORE 29
Recommended+quarterly+for+best+results.
Recommended quarterly for best results. SCORE 27
Lizards+listen+lovingly.
Lizards listen lovingly. SCORE 29
Seems+a+little+obtuse%2C+if+you+were+asking+my+opinion.
Seems a little obtuse, if you were asking my opinion. SCORE 24
This+pastor+deserves+tax+exempt+status%2C+probably.
This pastor deserves tax exempt status, probably. SCORE 32
Cuddle+up.
Cuddle up. SCORE 8
We+are+very+proud+of+the+lil+jelly%26%238217%3Bs.
We are very proud of the lil jelly’s. SCORE 22
Wrecked%26%238217%3Bum
Wrecked’um SCORE 25
Banks+know+too+much%26%238230%3B
Banks know too much… SCORE 31
It%26%238217%3Bs+for+use+on+Tuesdays.
It’s for use on Tuesdays. SCORE 23
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My+life+is+now+complete.
My life is now complete. SCORE 18
Bearwars.
Bearwars. SCORE 11
Brave+2
Brave 2 SCORE -15
Stonehenge
Stonehenge SCORE 154
That%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3Bthat%26%238217%3Bs+not+the+Golden+Girls+theme+song%26%238230%3B
That’s…that’s not the Golden Girls theme song… SCORE 6
Which+pet+should+you+get%3F
Which pet should you get? SCORE 134
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