I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Oh… SCORE 8
The power of barking SCORE 18
Accurate. SCORE 146
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Introducing the Nopefish. SCORE 295
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 256
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Soon. SCORE 8
Trying to eat a Nature Valley bar SCORE 208
R.E.M. SCORE 15
The future. SCORE 22
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
