Pancakes with abs. SCORE 128
Voldemort is like a teen girl. SCORE 221
Pugception. SCORE 133
Close to a black hole. SCORE 118
Kill me now. SCORE 93
Am I in the planet earth?! SCORE 17
Eminem will get you. SCORE 187
Flower pot staircase. SCORE 108
She ain’t wrong SCORE 188
Weaver Birds nests on electrical wires. SCORE 138
And I’m the only one who thinks it’s funny… SCORE 152
Gardeners. SCORE 224
Bullying SCORE 8
Be-you-tiful. SCORE 6
My neighbors at 3am… SCORE 9
Low cholesterol. SCORE 104
Good guy, Snape. SCORE 56
Childhood is not a disease. SCORE -15
Stereotypes. SCORE 112
I love Joey’s logic. SCORE 148
Looking for reasons to care (but I’m not finding any) SCORE 76
If Monday morning were a person SCORE 107
Let me show you recipe for a purrfect aww. SCORE 84
You are narrow, scalding and irrational. SCORE 224
Well, it’s bean a good run, guys… SCORE 116
Looks like a comfy place to sleep SCORE 96
I ain’t even mad. SCORE -21
The happiest places in America. SCORE 8
Let’s play… is it racist? SCORE 79
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 66
Louis CK on the nude celebrity photo hack. SCORE 8
You know its liberal when…. SCORE 12
