
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 19

I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18

hello little friend SCORE 20

The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15

Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 25

On my way, Padre! SCORE 13

Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 26

Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 23

More breadsticks please. SCORE 12

We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 24

Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 26

He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30

Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25

Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20

Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 17

Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29

Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16

Steal the world! SCORE 21

*have SCORE 16

Memory Foam can get stuffed. SCORE 18

Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7

Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 17

The Office cameos SCORE 12

Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 19

A little space please, hefe… SCORE 22

Words. SCORE 10

The Return of the Cardboard SCORE 24

George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27

sent via FAX SCORE 15

Do the blink! SCORE 23

The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 24

Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22