Oh stop it, you… SCORE 63
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Highly suspicious. SCORE 189
Uncanny SCORE 150
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 154
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 105
Cats are jerks. SCORE 126
Potter Puppy. SCORE 154
How I Met Your Mother SCORE 6
If robbers ever broke into my house… SCORE 253
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 179
Darth Vader is Luke’s Father!? SCORE 5
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
GO BOB GO!!!!!! SCORE 5
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Me and my trainer. SCORE 115
My favorite activity. SCORE 150
Meanwhile in holland… SCORE 1
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -4
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
