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That%26%23039%3Bs+the+only+appropriate+response%2C+though.
Simply%2C+lore.
Simply, lore. SCORE 27
A+very+long+book%2C+son
A very long book, son SCORE 19
Strap+in%2C+folks.
Strap in, folks. SCORE 24
Extreme+gummy+candy.
Extreme gummy candy. SCORE 23
his+organs+did+not+spark+joy
his organs did not spark joy SCORE 2
mood
mood SCORE 26
PSA%3A+Summer+is+coming.
PSA: Summer is coming. SCORE 19
Barbers+training+with+a+balloon
Barbers training with a balloon SCORE 29
Abandoned+President%26%238217%3Bs+heads+in+a+rural+Virginia+field
Abandoned President’s heads in a rural Virginia field SCORE 27
Mark+Hamill+burned+the+FLOTUS
Mark Hamill burned the FLOTUS SCORE 14
Verified+insta+is+for+the+cats.
Verified insta is for the cats. SCORE 20
muh+freedoms
muh freedoms SCORE 29
WEEE+WOOOO
WEEE WOOOO SCORE 28
Wizard+of+oz%2C+basically.
Wizard of oz, basically. SCORE 21
We+went+from+All+Lives+Matter+to+Sacrifice+the+Weak+fast+as+lightning.
We went from All Lives Matter to Sacrifice the Weak fast as lightning. SCORE 16
Dobby+is+a+free+dog
Dobby is a free dog SCORE 20
Everyone+needs+a+Trent
Everyone needs a Trent SCORE 29
New+Yorkers+are+jerks.
New Yorkers are jerks. SCORE 38
Advanced+biology.
Advanced biology. SCORE 27
When+tourists+aren%26%238217%3Bt+coming+to+the+park+anymore+and+you+gotta+visit+the+forest+office+to+know+what%26%238217%3Bs+up.
When tourists aren’t coming to the park anymore and you gotta visit the forest office to know what’s up. SCORE 25
Pizza+time
Pizza time SCORE 19
Moscow+Olympics+Opening+Ceremony%2C+circa+1980
Moscow Olympics Opening Ceremony, circa 1980 SCORE 22
It%26%238217%3Bs+part+of+the+joke.
It’s part of the joke. SCORE 30
I+would+watch+it.
I would watch it. SCORE 36
I+should+get+a+whale.
I should get a whale. SCORE 22
A+mountain+blue+bird.
A mountain blue bird. SCORE 28
I+should+have+seen+that+coming%26%238230%3B
I should have seen that coming… SCORE 18
Working+from+home+dog+shaming.
Working from home dog shaming. SCORE 25
Hmm+what+gave+you+that+idea%26%238230%3B%3F
Hmm what gave you that idea…? SCORE 25
BTW
BTW SCORE 17
Wait+just+a+got+dam%26%238230%3B
Wait just a got dam… SCORE 18
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+triple+threat.
It’s a triple threat. SCORE 23
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You+must+be+thinking+of+the+otter+guy
You must be thinking of the otter guy SCORE 9
S%26%238217%3Bmore+please%21
S’more please! SCORE 172
It%26%238217%3Bs+very+likely.
It’s very likely. SCORE 248
Whenever+I+try+to+BBQ
Whenever I try to BBQ SCORE 6
Wifi+network+name+at+a+Mexican+restaurant%26%238230%3B
Wifi network name at a Mexican restaurant… SCORE 249
thats+me
thats me SCORE 6
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