How is this possible? SCORE 277
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I yawned! SCORE 10
Run for your life SCORE 218
step brothers SCORE 2
Because Reasons SCORE 224
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Bang! SCORE 194
BROFIST SCORE -2
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
Truth. SCORE 183
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I was mugged! SCORE 130
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
Birthdays… SCORE 11
Taking notes in the 21st century. SCORE 14
