i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
must pet the pet SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
important psa SCORE 44
delete my number SCORE 28
i can never find the words SCORE 45
so true SCORE 37
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
he did it because he could SCORE 37
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
i also laughed SCORE 56
clever girl SCORE 40
bad ass SCORE 38
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
oh wow SCORE 48
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
i wonder why SCORE 39
irony man SCORE 45
cats always come first SCORE 27
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
