
definitely a dog SCORE 46

that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53

an impossible task SCORE 20

excuse me SCORE 19

when coffee is literally life SCORE 18

it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25

i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23

i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38

they get huge SCORE 22

the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16

it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19

the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18

clever SCORE 29

maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21

i’d be terrified SCORE 39

call the fire department SCORE 4

this is why i drink SCORE 29

who’s in? SCORE 34

this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35

english burn SCORE 27

i’m canceling SCORE 9

if there’s something strange SCORE 31

your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39

imagine the possibilities SCORE 29

omg SCORE 20

bordering on 3 SCORE 27

i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28

back to bed! SCORE 19

and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27

prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29

frozen pizza hack SCORE 19

i have layers SCORE 33