Slow Robot
If+Only+I+Could+Be+A+Unicorn
precious+lil+thing.
precious lil thing. SCORE 28
Carrying+a+tree+into+the+house+must+be+exhausting.
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
cutest+fhing
cutest fhing SCORE 20
I+felt+this+right+away.
I felt this right away. SCORE 23
2020+Fashion
2020 Fashion SCORE 22
Marshal+knows+what%26%238217%3Bs+up
Marshal knows what’s up SCORE 34
You+had+one+job%2C+Beth%26%238230%3B
You had one job, Beth… SCORE 14
Clever+girl%26%238230%3B
Clever girl… SCORE 28
The+weatherman%26%238217%3Bs+dog+has+a+small+couch
The weatherman’s dog has a small couch SCORE 23
Pound+cake+survives+Easter+tornado
Pound cake survives Easter tornado SCORE 31
Money+well+spent.
Money well spent. SCORE 28
Br%C3%B6ther%2C+just+one+sneck.
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
Baby+causes+mom+a+c+o+n+c+e+r+n
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 31
Guess+I%26%238217%3Bll+die
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
Interesting%26%238230%3B+Interesting%26%238230%3B
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 12
This+face+mask+makes+me+extremely+anxious
This face mask makes me extremely anxious SCORE 16
Lawn+mowing+2020
Lawn mowing 2020 SCORE 28
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+pandemic%2C+pass+it+on.
It’s a pandemic, pass it on. SCORE 25
This+Catholic+priest+asked+his+parishioners+to+send+photos+of+themselves+for+Easter+Mass
This Catholic priest asked his parishioners to send photos of themselves for Easter Mass SCORE 28
Personal+space+is+goood.
Personal space is goood. SCORE 31
He+broke+his+leg+and+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+agree+with+the+cast.
He broke his leg and doesn’t agree with the cast. SCORE 22
Quarantine+is+going+well+in+my+neighborhood.
Quarantine is going well in my neighborhood. SCORE 24
Money+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+grow+on+ATMs%26%238230%3B
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
Landlords+these+days%26%238230%3B
Landlords these days… SCORE 9
What+perfect+timing%26%238230%3B
What perfect timing… SCORE 20
Hand+shifter+for+all+the+single+ladies.
Hand shifter for all the single ladies. SCORE 13
My+parents+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+let+me+in%26%238230%3B
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33
He+will+not+be+the+only+one.
He will not be the only one. SCORE 18
This+is+all+very+sad%2C+ok%3F+Unprecedented+even.+Nobody+could+have+seen+this+doing.
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
Medical+Pay+Cuts+are+a+thing+now%2C+allegedly.
Medical Pay Cuts are a thing now, allegedly. SCORE 29
Worked+for+me.
Worked for me. SCORE 26
The+wind+blows+so+consistently+strong+around+Greenough%2C+Western+Australia%2C+that+unprotected+trees+grow+horizontally.
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
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