I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
Day 42: The humans still think I’m a baked potato. SCORE 268
What happens when you microwave Ivory soap. SCORE 271
How getting a job works. SCORE 270
This song is so sexist. SCORE 255
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 147
How I feel about Mondays. SCORE 150
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
Proof. SCORE 148
Animal pickup lines. SCORE 250
Burn. SCORE 241
I was framed! SCORE 317
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
Dear vegetarians. SCORE 117
That’s so sweet… oh wait. SCORE 157
A piece of meat. SCORE 128
Please be trolling. SCORE 338
The worst kind of surprise. SCORE 266
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
White bread. SCORE 306
Wearable planters. SCORE 229
Stay calm. SCORE 276
Ur flavr. It hurtz me. SCORE 223
Reactions to sites going down. SCORE 278
For science. SCORE 241
Sipping my box of juice. SCORE 211
His favorite spot. SCORE 266
Cats are jerks. SCORE 103
Nice try though. SCORE 220
The lie detective. SCORE 104
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 262
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
