How often these words appears in HP and the Philosopher’s Stone… SCORE 133
I agree. SCORE 13
Do it for the children. SCORE 9
It must be a ghost! SCORE 154
This is a radiator!!!! SCORE 140
Pooh Bear gets it. SCORE 129
Going to your friend’s house. SCORE 124
Feeling ugly? SCORE 6
Hover cat take off. SCORE 110
Colbert is hot. SCORE 131
when the DJ plays your jam SCORE 139
Jennifer logic. SCORE 148
After the holidays… SCORE 104
Animal cookies. SCORE 152
Cat training: How to ruin Christmas. SCORE 9
3 year old solving the Rubik’s Cube in 3 minutes. SCORE 3
Murica. SCORE 160
I Find Your Lack Of BASS Disturbing: Death Star Bluetooth Speaker SCORE 15
Waiter vs amount of liquid in your glass. SCORE 101
Volume two is coming out soon. SCORE 9
Grumpy goldfish SCORE 12
Sometimes this is how our conversation goes SCORE 8
How to trap a hipster. SCORE 6
Mondays… SCORE 11
Disney worlds. I want to go to there! SCORE 20
Groupon has a weird sense of humor…. SCORE -2
Momster. SCORE 10
Deep dark fears. SCORE 10
Harry Potter sings Taylor Swift “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” SCORE 2
There are Two Kinds of People SCORE 135
Sean Bean, RIP. SCORE 8
Passive-agressive hippie. SCORE 11
