Poor moon… SCORE 13
Whipped. SCORE 9
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
You will never be this happy. SCORE 137
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Feeding homeless animals. SCORE 164
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
Zorba has two eye colors… in each eye. SCORE 150
Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Five Doctors SCORE 175
Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 189
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Columbian Man SCORE 172
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Or die trying… SCORE 170
Pump action bike SCORE 12
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
