become alpha SCORE -10
capri-sun can solve marital conflicts SCORE 19
“Hey you! You’re healthy! Are you ok???” SCORE 14
it means your car is lit, man SCORE 22
gotta gotta be down because i want them tall SCORE 21
not now, self demons SCORE 12
every single time SCORE 11
and also asks, “what would you do if you didnt have the suitcase you packed with you when you land?” SCORE 22
me before i climb the hill SCORE 15
wow that’s fascinating SCORE 21
y u no simple SCORE 24
i am the funny man SCORE 7
honestly would benefit if my therapist knew memes SCORE 14
you can do better than someone who is doing not better *nodnod* SCORE 40
this list speaks no lie SCORE 10
karateeth SCORE 15
just some light humor SCORE 8
maybe he knows something we don’t SCORE 19
well…yeah… SCORE 11
thanks that had me stumped SCORE 28
no apple can save you from my wrath SCORE 16
i dont wanna tacobout it SCORE 9
*hears the sound of Charlie Brown’s parents talking* SCORE 22
got my driver’s license… SCORE -5
i’m doing this from now on SCORE 22
just breathe, itll be ok SCORE 12
if you know, you know SCORE -8
it even gives you checkered shorts SCORE 8
wolförian was here SCORE 14
it’s impossible, i’ve tried SCORE 33
10/10 would hire this person SCORE 19
did anyone else play with this all the time SCORE 29
