Funny not funny SCORE 55
Every time. SCORE 37
Mama no. SCORE 52
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
I GUESS SCORE 46
+ cry. SCORE 119
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 70
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
