
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 141

#stopit SCORE 97

It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170

Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 141

Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 67

The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152

Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86

A cat with unbelievable purring ability SCORE 127

Salvation for dummies SCORE 79

hurp de hurrrp SCORE 63

Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 129

Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118

Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 141

S C I E N C E B O Y E does a heckin good safety!! SCORE 129

No one listens to me SCORE 156

NONSENSE SCORE 67

"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 115

The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 60

How Your Body Works SCORE 126

Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126

Not today you furry oaf! SCORE 84

The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 122

This is heartbreaking SCORE 74

Problem solved. SCORE 111

STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119

Old Habits SCORE 81

That’s no way to live! SCORE 79

Everything is a cover-up SCORE 135

You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87

This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92

I love clapping like a seal SCORE 128

Smooth AF SCORE 100